Pete Cashmore is currently the boss of social media. He is the CEO of the epic Mashable. But damn just look at this man. He is basically sitting on a gold mine. Think about it. He started a news site on the very topic that will help him get more… uh hits. Like it’s an instant win. It’s almost like doing music reviews by writing it into a song. So, anyhoo, so here’s some tips on how to be as cool as Pete Cashmore.
1) Change Your Surname
Cashmore. Just look at that. It’s almost as cool as some silly porno surname like Hardwood. I reckon if you wanna change your surname and you want to be cool, keep it relevant. I think I might change my surname to Funny just so when people meet, I can go I’m funny… Niel Funny… yeah that sounded better in my head.
2) Grow some Schweet Stubble
Every single picture of this man on the web has him sporting some fine stubble. Like those, I-just-woke-up-from-an-epic-night-the-morning-after stubble. How he keeps it that way I don’t know. I think he needs to wire his shaver to tweet every time he shaves, so we normal bloggers can follow up on some schweet stubble trends.
3) Learn to Pose
Just look at all these pictures. Like he is one smooth dude. And he can pose. Damn. Like. I wonder if he was just born this way, ’cause we other aspiring web celebs need to learn to pose like that. He probably has the best Twitter profile picture on Twitter.
4) Get Going to Parties and Hit it up with some Geek chicks
This guy seems to like to party. I mean that looks like the life. Web and parties. Cashmore and chicks. I wonder if the chicks he hits it off are just some dumb floosies or if he gets madly stimulated by some whisky and Reddit talk? Maybe throw in some Web 3.0 talk if you want to talk about conspiracy theories.
